Day 1 (Part 1)

I suppose it would be best for me to start at the beginning. My name is Ariel Nuttley and I currently serve in Squirrel Scouting Squad Cash 2. It is a branch of the Squirrel Military which serves to protect the Squirrel Nation. And with the way the Humans are spreading across the globe the nation needs plenty of protection. I've been on active duty for little over a year and have been assigned a rather quiet suburb in the Midwest. Or at least it used to be quiet. At exactly 1642 hours I was observing a white two-leveled nest belonging to a group of four humans. Their family consisted of two larger humans, whom are called adults, and two smaller humans, who have too many names to count. I'd just found the perfect branch above their tool containment unit when a large brown object with white stitches was hurled at me. I was instantly knocked from the branch after which I hit the contaiment unit's top and blacked out. When I awoke I found that I was trapped in a metal cage filled only by wood chips and a small bowl of nuts. As the food was most likely poisoned I avoided it all together in favor of coming up with an escape plan.